dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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