but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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