how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize