): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
The beer is more important than you right now.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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