We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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