ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
party gras won. party gras always wins.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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