Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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