Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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