I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
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