I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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