why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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