Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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