I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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