It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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