it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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