I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
there was a trapeze. enough said
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
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