You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I need to stop coming to work sober
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Randomize
