My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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