In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Randomize
