We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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