As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Terrible idea I love it
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
