Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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