nut hugger
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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