i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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