imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
