there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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