How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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