Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Randomize
