My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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