Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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