Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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