Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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