i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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