just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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