There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Randomize
