how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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