Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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