Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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