Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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