Don't you send me to vm
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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