people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Sober January is a disaster.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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