if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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