it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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