ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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