There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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