PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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