No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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