That's intense
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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