i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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