Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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