I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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