i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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