So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
