He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Randomize
