Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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