That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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