sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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