erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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